- When TAG TEAM was back again.
- When Mr. T pitied the fool.
- When all 5 lions made Voltron.
- When Optimus Prime died.
- Not to feed Gizmo after midnight.
- How to "put your hand up on my hip, when you dip, I dip, we dip.".
- What "Nanoo Nanoo" means.
- Who to ask to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.
- When Lucky Charms didn't have Purple Horse Shoes.
- M-M-Max Headroom.
- What color Mr. Yuk was.
- What gave He-Man his power.
- How the Turtles became Ninjas. (FUN FACT: "Uncle Phil" from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was the voice of "Shredder")
- When Sting was in the POLICE.
- David Bowie for more than Labyrinth
- When cartoons killed one another.
- When Joe Theisman got his leg snapped on Television.
- When McDonald's Happy Meals came in a Styrofoam container.
- When plastic Coke bottles were "NEW" and called "shatterless".
- Who "Super Buggy" is.
- What a "SNORK" is.
- When 3,2,1 Contact really WAS the answer and the Bloodhound Gang always figured stuff out.
- The rivalry between Hulk Hogan and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
- When leg warmers weren't just for keeping warm.
- "Hammer" Pants.
- When Rock ' em Sock 'em robots weren't a joke.
- When Metalllica was popular for "Master of Puppets", "Orion", and "One", not "Enter Sandman"
- Girly men on stage meant POISON, CINDERELLA, SKID ROW, and BON JOVI .... not "Queer Eye for Straight Guy"
- When Chia Pets were cool
- Shrinky Dinks
- Every other commercial wasn't for tampons or hair growth
- Robotech
- Topps and Upper Deck
- WANG
- SOLARIS
- EasyData
- DOS 3
- When CPU battles were over SX vs. MX
- ISA
- VLB
- SB16
- SVGA vs. VGA vs. XGA
- Wing Commander I
- Final Fantasy I
- Dragon Warrior
- Donkey Kong..... (COIN OP)
- Daughter Boards
- 14.4 baud
- When AOL was the ALL there was
- When cigarettes were 1.75 a pack
- Bubble Mowers that didn't make noise or have a face on them.
- Cowboy and Indian plastic men.
- Playmobil.
- Tonka.
- Who could ask for anything more? Toyota.
- Airwolf
- Fox Fire
- Hackers
- Garbage Pail Kids (my fav. was
)
- M.A.S.K
- Speed Racer and Racer X (FUN FACT: In high school I made a 1/100 replica of the Mach 5 out of paper mache`)
- "Frankie says..."
- Simon Says
- SIMON
- When the "A-Ha" video was the coolest thing you'd ever seen.
- Piano ties...and it was cool
- leather ties.... and they were MORE cool.
- "Ca-vey Wa-vey!" means something
- The Truffle Shuffle
- BETAMAX
- Those meddling kids ..oh yeah.. and their dog too.
- The Lost Boys (and they didn't rap)
- The Pool scene
- Come on down!
- I never questioned why the A-Team was always imprisoned in places that someone could build an armored tank.
- What K.I.T. stands for.. .Michael
- ALF
- Flight of the Navigator
- Small Wonder
- Punky Brewster
- What Willis was talkin' 'bout
- Muppet Babies
- 99 Luft Balloons
- Karma Chamelion
- Reading Rainbow (Yeah... it WAS Jordi Laforge)
- Defenders of the Earth (proof that standing around talking solves everything)
- Dr. Who (LSD does crazy shit)
- The Tomorrow People (who are now the Yesterday People)
- Teddy Ruxpin
- "Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Game."
- When "Thriller" was scary as hell. (It still is, but only because of who the main character is)
- Lite-Brite
But I still forget to put the toilet seat down....and I've been peeing on my own since I was 3...